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Your toddler is finally starting to understand the meaning of words enough to understand simple word play, which means it’s time to break out the jokes! Here are our favorite age-appropriate kids jokes for preschoolers.

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The ELF-abet!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A. Arrrrrrrrrr

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because he wasn’t “peeling” well!

Q. What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
A. Go to the moooooooooovies!

Q. What does a ghost like to eat for dinner?
A. Spoooooook-ghetti

Q. What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?
A. A dino-SNORE

Q. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she’ll “let it go”!

Q. What animal cheats at games?
A. A cheetah!

Q. How do bees get to school?
A. On a school “buzz”

Q. What does a tree like to drink?
A. Root beer

Q. How does the ocean say hi?
A. It waves!

Q. What do you call a dancing lamb?
A. A baaaaaaa-lerina!

Q. What did the triceratops sit on?
A. It’s tricera-bottom!

Q. What kind of flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snowbody but me!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stan who?
Stan back, I think I’m going to sneeze!

Q. What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
A. A box of quackers!

Q. What’s a kitten’s favorite color?
A. Purrrrr-ple

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